Puns, Jokes & Funny Stories.

[Schrodinger]

As you will find out, some to cringing consternation, I believe the Pun is the highest form of humor. I thought this thread would be a good place to post Puns, Jokes and funny stories about Wildstar.
This one just popped into my head this morningwhich tells you a lot about what it is like to live in here.

Two Aurin go to a new restaurant in Thayd.
One of the Aurin asked the waiter, ÔÇ£What do you recommend?ÔÇØ
The waiter replied, ÔÇ£Why of course, our house specialty, saut├®ed gerbil.ÔÇØ
The other Aurin asked, ÔÇ£Is it tender?ÔÇØ
The waiter replied, ÔÇ£No, but it is chuable .ÔÇØ

[Sylienas]

The waiter replied, ÔÇ£No, but it is chuable .ÔÇØ[/i]

i laughed so hard i woke my wife up, thanks...

[ArcCannonMagus]

Two Aurin go to a new restaurant in Thayd.
One of the Aurin asked the waiter, ÔÇ£What do you recommend?ÔÇØ
The waiter replied, ÔÇ£Why of course, our house specialty, saut├®ed gerbil.ÔÇØ
The other Aurin asked, ÔÇ£Is it tender?ÔÇØ
The waiter replied, ÔÇ£No, but it is chuable .ÔÇØ

HA, thats awesome. Made my day.

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[Schrodinger]

The wait for launch may be making some of you as happy as a depressed lemming. Hopefully, this new pun will elicit a chuckle or better still, a groan.

Two guildies were chatting on Team Speak about Wildstar. One of the guildies excitedly told the other, ÔÇ£Have you seen the newest video?ÔÇØ
ÔÇ£No,ÔÇØ said the other guildie, ÔÇ£I'll go watch it now.ÔÇØ About 5 minutes later he came back on Team Speak and said, ÔÇ£Well, that was a waste of time, just a bunch of that ancient race walking around in a park.ÔÇØ
ÔÇ£What?ÔÇØ exclaimed the first guildie, ÔÇ£How can you call yourself a gamer when you have never heard of the Eldan Strolls!ÔÇØ

[Nionya]

As you will find out, some to cringing consternation, I believe the Pun is the highest form of humor. I thought this thread would be a good place to post Puns, Jokes and funny stories about Wildstar.
This one just popped into my head this morningwhich tells you a lot about what it is like to live in here.

Two Aurin go to a new restaurant in Thayd.
One of the Aurin asked the waiter, ÔÇ£What do you recommend?ÔÇØ
The waiter replied, ÔÇ£Why of course, our house specialty, saut├®ed gerbil.ÔÇØ
The other Aurin asked, ÔÇ£Is it tender?ÔÇØ
The waiter replied, ÔÇ£No, but it is chuable .ÔÇØ

hahaha!