Count me in!

[Nionya]

I can haz chuaburger???

Absolutely! We shall dine on Chua burgers, and drink Kannons wine!

[Kannon]

My liquor cabinet challenges even me. I think you guys should set up a raid!

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[Shadowborn]

I can haz chuaburger???

Absolutely! We shall dine on Chua burgers, and drink Kannons wine!

Lemme know if you need more Chuas, we got millions of them running around pranking honest Dominions citizens. We could spare some.

[Nyogtha]

Wow, you Dominion folk are really comin' 'round! First an offer to raid the liquor cabinet (what level?) then an offer for more chua burgers! Anyone got bacon for this party?

[Creed]

Instance - "Lord Kannon's Brothel"

40 man raid - Must be BIS.

Last boss - Lord Kannon - Enrage time - Hey how would you like somebody drinking your stuff....enough said.

When you enter this room, Lord Kannon will be sitting on his throne bored to tears. When the fight starts, the group will dps him down to about 80%. When this percentage is reached, he then begins an ability called "veil of sarcasm"

This ability is a debuff that effects the entire raid group and also stacks. It can be cleansed but it may stack faster so cleansing it will be a waste of time. During this phase of constant bickering between the raid members, keeping the dps optimum will stop the ability and carry the fight to the next phase.

At 40% health, Lord Kannon will pick a random aurin player and transform them into a "Aurin Davison Chopper". He will then ride the cycle in circles in the fighting area so be careful of his path. The telegraphs showing his path will be fast and a slow reaction time will earn you a tread mark and lots of damage. The back tire spinning is also aoe damage so side attacks will be the only safe bet. Do this until 10%.

After he has dumped the chopper, his soft enrage begins. This phase is called " pillars of coors light". Four pillars of coors light will spawn on 4 sides of the room. With the exception of the tank, the raid must dps these pillars down. During this phase a random player will be picked to dance naked in the middle of the room (yes all armor must be removed for this to work). For those that like to burst dps bosses to death, the one who has the most dps on the next pillar will be the next one to dance in the middle of the room. This routine will continue until all pillars are down and this should automatically take Lord Kannons health to 5%.

Final 5% is hard enrage. This is a big time burn phase. Lord Kannon will run to his cabinet and consume everything in it. You have a few seconds of free dps you can apply but thats it. Get all you can while you can. Lord Kannon will then run back to the center of the room and start his ability called " Vomit of dark shadows".

This ability will consist of using all your cd's. Lord Kannon will start spinning uncontrollably and begin puking on the entire raid group. If it hits you it will stack a dot on you that cannot ever be cleansed. This ability cannot be interrupted and the effect will be permanent. There are also several spawns of bikini clad females that will attack the raid. They must be dps'ed quickly to keep damage to the raid to a minimum. Keep doing this and dps'ing Kannon until 1% health.

By this time, several members of the raid will begin to die. The remaining players will then receive a pop up window asking them if they want to continue this worthless effort. Choosing yes will port you out of the instance and upon spawning back at the meeting spot, youll also receive a 12 hour debuff call "naany naany boo boo".

There will be more info on the other bosses before Lord Kannon on a later date.

Thank you for reading this tutorial.

[Shadowborn]

I... Am... Impressed. O.O


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[Nyogtha]

Instance - "Lord Kannon's Brothel"

40 man raid - Must be BIS.

Last boss - Lord Kannon - Enrage time - Hey how would you like somebody drinking your stuff....enough said.

When you enter this room, Lord Kannon will be sitting on his throne bored to tears. When the fight starts, the group will dps him down to about 80%. When this percentage is reached, he then begins an ability called "veil of sarcasm"

This ability is a debuff that effects the entire raid group and also stacks. It can be cleansed but it may stack faster so cleansing it will be a waste of time. During this phase of constant bickering between the raid members, keeping the dps optimum will stop the ability and carry the fight to the next phase.

At 40% health, Lord Kannon will pick a random aurin player and transform them into a "Aurin Davison Chopper". He will then ride the cycle in circles in the fighting area so be careful of his path. The telegraphs showing his path will be fast and a slow reaction time will earn you a tread mark and lots of damage. The back tire spinning is also aoe damage so side attacks will be the only safe bet. Do this until 10%.

After he has dumped the chopper, his soft enrage begins. This phase is called " pillars of coors light". Four pillars of coors light will spawn on 4 sides of the room. With the exception of the tank, the raid must dps these pillars down. During this phase a random player will be picked to dance naked in the middle of the room (yes all armor must be removed for this to work). For those that like to burst dps bosses to death, the one who has the most dps on the next pillar will be the next one to dance in the middle of the room. This routine will continue until all pillars are down and this should automatically take Lord Kannons health to 5%.

Final 5% is hard enrage. This is a big time burn phase. Lord Kannon will run to his cabinet and consume everything in it. You have a few seconds of free dps you can apply but thats it. Get all you can while you can. Lord Kannon will then run back to the center of the room and start his ability called " Vomit of dark shadows".

This ability will consist of using all your cd's. Lord Kannon will start spinning uncontrollably and begin puking on the entire raid group. If it hits you it will stack a dot on you that cannot ever be cleansed. This ability cannot be interrupted and the effect will be permanent. There are also several spawns of bikini clad females that will attack the raid. They must be dps'ed quickly to keep damage to the raid to a minimum. Keep doing this and dps'ing Kannon until 1% health.

By this time, several members of the raid will begin to die. The remaining players will then receive a pop up window asking them if they want to continue this worthless effort. Choosing yes will port you out of the instance and upon spawning back at the meeting spot, youll also receive a 12 hour debuff call "naany naany boo boo".

There will be more info on the other bosses before Lord Kannon on a later date.

Thank you for reading this tutorial.

NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!!

[Killam]

Welcome to Grievance Wildstar!