[4Fun] 3 Word Story

[Wabisan]

A time of

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[Thecyclone]

horrible monster filled

[Steelheart]

tequila sunrise drinking.

[Vox]

They'd get drunk

[Nyogtha]

and get crunk...

[Thecyclone]

and get funky

[Wabisan]

We be monkey

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[Azidex]

and make money?

[Raitha]

The poetry stopped

[Vox]

I think it's ruined now.

The Story as it stands:

I awoke today with a raging Chua on my ceiling, duct taped by his ears.I grabbed my Mechari Toaster Blaster and made toast that was shaped like a flower, but was really foul tasting because it had a Chua hair in several spots. So i threw it at a Granok wedgie-ing Darth Vader, which he found quite agreeable. So he found some tea and cookies that were moldy to go with his old books. Then outta nowhere came a ninja wielding a giant flailing space snake that resembled Kannon, some random guy known for his love of cheese, slapped a moose that was related to the Chua but didn't know his dark secret of kung fu and carrot farming which he learned from watching Nionya, the master of Polymer Veggie Technique.

I left immediately because the veggies began round housing Chuck Norris who was clearly frightened because he wet his underpants. I continued running until the timewarp terminated the events of the Third Dynasty, forever altered by mutant cup cakes that were blueberry and potato flavored. I ran into a black hole that was made out of watermelon adn candy apples and dark matter with a side of molten iron and scrambled eggs. It smelled like failure and wine and Raitha's shampoo mixed with cheese and crackers. I fought a bear using only my left pinky finger while playing my Gameboy Color.

Suddenly, a big plushie of Bitwise ate my Pikachu so I grabbed my shovel and started to lick peanut butter off the end because a double rainbow was all the rage with Eldan who we all think are delicious like bacon flavored Chompacabras. " What is wrong with you " said I to the confused Rowsdower. The Rowsdower just blinked slowly and started line dancing with Cyclone then jumped off of the mountain top into a pile'o steaming hot marshmallows and flexed his now shimmering, sugar rainbow whiskers, but he's so fluffy that he cried which caused everything to be bacon. The bacon world was both crispy and delicious but filled with rotten peanut butter cupcakes causing exploding Chua to kill Aurin, yet delight Mordesh. Night was coming... a time of horrible monster filled Tequila Sunrise drinking.

Quite the day I must say.