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"Scientific data log, recording code alpha-1.0."
Greetings Exiles, as nobody else has made their bid for this position I have taken it upon myself to lead the scientific division of the Exiles landing force on Nexus, codename Grievance Squadron. I am Grishal, and you will be happy to know that even now, before having reached Nexus I have begun my research in earnest. Despite having no lab and no funding *cough*, I have begun a number of pet projects that I hope in time will give us greater, "Understanding" of the enemy we will be facing on Nexus. The following summaries will present my findings thus far...
My first subject, "Volunteered" a few weeks ago, and his help has been most beneficial to my efforts. As you all know, a light hollow material filled with helium will float given the standard application of planetary gravity. My subject has granted me the revelation that apparently Chua do not qualify as a light hollow material... UPDATE: Apparently Chua have bones and organs, I will have to fix that next time I get another volunteer, the last one has been... Misplaced. Until then Project Q.T.K.I.T.E has been suspended.
My second subject was a fine Mechari fellow, like my last subject I was surprised to see just how, cooperative he was. He even gave me his permission to dismantle and reassemble him, at least that is what the contract he signed said. Or wait, did I give him a consent form? Hmm, maybe I forgot. To late now anyways! After the completion of his reassembly I subjected his new form to scrupulous testing and found the following: The outside of the bagel was nice and golden brown, slightly crunchy but still soft in the center. This is promising indeed, with this new information I am one step closer to my ultimate project! Next time I "Acquire" another Mechari subject, Project Eldan Waffles will begin! *Maniacal Laughter*
My third subject was located somewhere in neutral space, I swear he told me where he was from, but I think the burlap sack was tied too tight. He was a very pleasant Drakkan fellow as I recall. He, "Offered" to help me figure out the relative hardness and sharpness of Drakken horns and teeth. The results are still being processed, as sadly I forgot to administer anesthesia extraction proved to be a little... Complicated.
Lastly and probably most crucial to our war effort I have been developing a sort of Truth Serum. The Cassian who offered to help me test it sadly passed away from total organ failure. Apparently Phosphoric Acid is a little too harsh for the Cassian stomach, I will be sure to add that to my notes before testing continues.
With this first update complete I will dispatch this to the top brass in our organization in order to hopefully acquire some funding and facilities. Have a lovely day ladies and gentleman.... *Maniacal Laughter*
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