Southeastern Folks
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2017 1:15 pm
As a large storm bears down on you it may cause various issues. Should things get hot and sticky, you should probably refrain from going swimming outdoors. No one wants you to become alligator food. That activity should be saved for stupid city folk.
Also, avoid the packs of feral hogs. Damn things get ornery, and eat everything. Daniel, this may be a good time to put your evil cat outside...
You also have to worry about the whole invasive python problem too. Keep a pitchfork or machete handy to handle them. Those tools worked well on the big pine snakes here. Although, a 5-6' pine snake isn't a big python by any means...
A small bit of helpful information.
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You know, when things go bad in Wisconsin all you need is some water, a bit of food, and a well maintained firearm with ammunition. Coyotes, wolves and bears are easier to deal with. Unless its a momma bear with cubs. Crazy tiger moms (overbearing irritating humans) have nothing on the lady bears with cubs.
Surviving whatever mother nature throws your way requires proper preparation and the will to be crazier than any critter who attacks you.
PS - cottontail rabbit tastes good prepared in a myriad of ways
Also, avoid the packs of feral hogs. Damn things get ornery, and eat everything. Daniel, this may be a good time to put your evil cat outside...
You also have to worry about the whole invasive python problem too. Keep a pitchfork or machete handy to handle them. Those tools worked well on the big pine snakes here. Although, a 5-6' pine snake isn't a big python by any means...
A small bit of helpful information.
https://americanexpedition.us/learn-abo ... formation/
You know, when things go bad in Wisconsin all you need is some water, a bit of food, and a well maintained firearm with ammunition. Coyotes, wolves and bears are easier to deal with. Unless its a momma bear with cubs. Crazy tiger moms (overbearing irritating humans) have nothing on the lady bears with cubs.
Surviving whatever mother nature throws your way requires proper preparation and the will to be crazier than any critter who attacks you.
PS - cottontail rabbit tastes good prepared in a myriad of ways
