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I saw this on a comments thread in regards to Wildstar PVP, and it was just so good I had to quote it here:

But soft, good friend Bunny! Lookest not away from that beacon of incredible light, for if thou squint thine eyes to the firmament, even thou canst see the soft clouds through the sun, and so too can thou see the matches play their bloody dance.

Look there--a Medic is laying waste to his foes. Now there--an Engineer hath wrought terrible bot-driven vengeance upon him. Now there, a Spellslinger moves to salve his friend's wounds. And there, through the light of their telegraph lays a Stalker attempting to steal yonder masque.

Believe that what thou seest with thine own eyes, and let your heart swell into joyous song! PvP can! Be! Fun!!

Now we just need a Shakespearean ode to Wildstar PVE...

Nice!

Ask and you shall recieve....

An Ode to Raiding

Walk fast and soft within these dark green halls
Flinch not at horrors or their lingering cries
Take utmost care to watch where each foot falls
Fail not in faith when your company dies
Though you may see these rooms on countless nights
Each soft red warning etched into your eyes
The steps all memorised, more dances than fights
I swear to you this, words empty of lies:
In time, you will forget the frustration
Those evenings when the boss simply wonÔÇÖt die
But you will always hold the foundation
Of friendships forged with all those you stand by
Never forget; loot is not the true prize
ItÔÇÖs memories made and shared with allies